Tuesday, 15 September 2009

Angry Kakak Post

Hi. I'm the angry kakak. Why is that so? Let's find out shall we?
Is it because I look like a fucking Indonesian?
Maybe because I was born without a penis to a Foochow family.
Hell, maybe cause I'm the ugly one.

Do I have a fucking tattoo on my forehead saying that I'm Mary frickin Poppins?
Maybe that's why it seems to everybody that I like folding and ironing about 5-6 kilos of laundry.

Does it matter at all that I have about a billion tons of crap that I'm trying to stuff into my protesting brain?

Seriously, what.the.fuck.


Wednesday, 19 August 2009

Bye baby.

Bye baby. It's better this way.


Hello folks! I'm selling off my baby.
He's cute, pretty and listens to everything you say.
I'm hoping he'll go to a very rich loving home.


My babeh.

Up for sale. Free guitar strap and bag.
Bag is blue, brand, Ritter. Worth RM 60.
Very cantik.
Guitar going for RM 400.
NEGOTIABLE.


Marshall amp. 40 watt. Good condition.
Going for RM 280.
NEGOTIABLE.

Free 2 cables!


Distortion pedal. BOSS.
Used not more than 10 times.
Going for RM 100.
NEGOTIABLE.

Pedal adapter. CASIO. Bought in KL. Damn good.
RM 25.
NOT NEGOTIABLE.


Guitar stand.

Guitar stand can be folded up for easy storage.
Going for RM 30.
NEGOTIABLE.


Whole package.
Going for RM 800.
NEGOTIABLE


Only for buyers in Kuching. Not farther than 7th Mile OR Batu Kawa. Sorry!

It's because I'll be sending it to your place.

For FREE!!!

E-mail me at snake_bite1990@hotmail.com.

Label the e-mail with anything that has to do with the guitar.

GUITAR, UR GUITAR IS HAWT N I WANNA BUY IT, INTERESTED IN YOUR GUITAR.

Keyword is GUITAR. doi

So, e-mail me yeah.

Tuesday, 7 July 2009

Blehhh

Freedom tastes kinda like dirt.

Oh well. Dirt's not so bad. Lots more stuff out there worse than dirt.

Feels nice though. :)

Friday, 12 June 2009

Ehh??!!

A friend said I was a 'kinesthetic learner'. I thought, ohmygod! The government's gonna use me as a weapon!

Before I barricaded myself in a cupboard at home, I looked it up in the handy dandy site that is Wikipedia and checked it out myself. Then I went some place else.

I made a check list just to make sure.


Tactile-Kinesthetic Learners

Making up about 5% of the population, tactile and kinesthetic learners absorb information best by doing, experiencing, touching, moving or being active in some way.

[x]Enjoy feeling, discovery and action

[x]Remember by using tools, building models and manipulating things

[x]Learn through emotions, touch, movement and space

[x]Enjoy demonstrations of concept demonstrations

[x]Master skills through imitation and practice.

[x]Benefit from hands-on teaching techniques

[x]Find it difficult to sit still for long periods of time.

[x]Remember who did what in the past, rather than what they said or how they looked.

[x]Prefer to stand, walk about or use large motor muscles when learning.

[x]Learn well from field trips and excursions.

[x]Tends to collect things

[xxxxxxxx!]Do not have good handwriting

[x?]Are weaker at spelling.

[x]Talk fast using hands to communicate

[x]Benefit from role-playing and simulations

[x]Enjoy having background music while studying or working.

[absolutely NOT!]Good at sports

[x]Take frequent breaks when studying

[x]Think in terms of physical action

[x]May play a musical instrument.

[sometimes]Enjoy exploring the environment

[x]Participates in martial arts, dance.

[wozzat?]Can grasp concepts when abstract theories are combined with practical experience

[x]Enjoy science experiments, construction games, arts ad crafts

[depends]Could be considered hyperactive

[x]More relaxed and open to learning in a beanbag than a hard chair.

[depends on time of day]Good internal compass for finding their way around.

[xxxxx!]Get restless during long lectures

[x]Comfortable touching others as a gesture of friendship

[depends on what the thingy is]Prefer participating actively rather than watching video or reading from a book

[x]Learn more effectively when free to move

[x]Studies effectively laying on floor or bed, fidgeting, tapping fingers or touching object.


Well, that's alot of x's. I'm kinesthetic. Yay?

Oh ma effing *bleep*!

I finally signed up for BUKU MUKA!!

For all you BM-impaired people, that's FACEBOOK!

For crissakes, my brother, aged 11, beat me to it.

Feel free to add me. Can't be bothered to look for everyone.

Gah.

Sunday, 7 June 2009

There are crazy mice in my house!

There are crazy mice in my house!!!!!

Look!!!

EEEeeeKKKkkk!!!!


I know it's lame.

My blog's dead. What d'you expect me to do?

Tuesday, 19 May 2009

I like this, you don't, shuddup.

funny pictures of cats with captions
see more Lolcats and funny pictures

penguins are damn cute wei


string's awesome!


i have hairs in my nose too.


my sentiments exactly.