HAY BEECHEZ

OHAY THAR M'DEAR BLOG.

Wanted to delete this motherfucker but couldn't find the button to do it. Good thing eh.

17 days left till I fly off to Singapore, make nice with relatives, then flying off to Heathrow the next day. Meh.

On to business.

Giving a fuck is easy to do and done often. I'd rather not. If only I could give a fuck about relevant shit like, the situation in Libya or the fact that our planet will more or less explode soon-ish. Downer no? Unfortunately, NO FUCKS ARE GIVEN.

The fucks however, are given, much to the chagrin of my mental state, to nonsensical bullcrap which shall not be discussed here because this little fucker's google-able. Heh.

Typing feels good. Digression.

Ugh. NEED. BEER. Drowning my sorrows indeed. Bah.

Need to fix the biscuit that is my crumbly and slightly tasty mental state and forge ahead.

If only feelings could be put into a box and shoved somewhere for the time it's not in use.

Meh. Shall be using this as a cryptic-ish journal-esque thingamajig because I can't be arsed to buy a notebook and write.

Unload-ment done.

ATTENTION!

Jason Yeo. Stop stalking my dead blog and have an ice cold beer.

After that, rape some n00bs in WarCraft/Dota/Whatever online games you play which require some serious rape-age of n00bs.

Then, vacuum your stairs and dumb the bag in front of HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMEDs room. >:)

Prior to the vacuuming, leave him an angry voicemail saying that the fridge is not a vajayjay and won't clean itself.

Hee. Enjoy the rest of my blog. :)

TIMES NEW ROMAN FONT IS BLEHH.

Doing my assignments in TIMES NEW ROMAN FONT.

It's so bllleeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

That's all. Go back to doing whatever you've been doing before this. :D

OHMAGAT!

Wasai. *kicks blog*

This blog is collecting so much dust and other shiz.

I shall update! :D

I look liddis nao. :O

I'm also not in Kuching anymore. I'm currently in Southampton, studying for my Degree in Applied English Language. Yes, it sounds like a useless thing to study, but it's really A.W.E.S.O.M.E!!

This is Abang Joseph. No, he's not Malay, it's just fun to call him that.

He's also known as FRUIT MANBANZAI or recently, FOIL MANBANZAI!

This is Su Wang. He's mean. Haha. He cooks a lot. :D

Ogeh. I bored liao. I'll update some other time.

I don't think I've got any readers left though. Damn. Oh well. Least I tried.

OMGWTFBBQ?!

Just checked my blog and found out that katakundertempurung.blogspot.com is advertising LACTACYD.

What's that you ask? Why, it's feminine wash, you idiot.

In layman's terms, 'si piat shui'. :D

Heard the acidity's great for facial wash. Anybody wanna try? Get back to me if you do.

.. the fuck?

I'm 20. I'll be taking a double major, English and Japanese hopefully in NUS. I will not settle for less.

Thus, stop listening to your friends with stupid children who do English in university and quit halfway because they realise they're too stupid to cope. Cheebye.

Furthermore, I DO NOT want to do anything that is related to medicine. Again, cheebye.

Saya amat tidak gembira! :(

My imagination is the shiznit.

Me and my sister share a common past time.
We like to mock and laugh at stupid chao ah lians.
My sister related a story to me and I have illustrated it.



Long story short, my sister saw an ah lian walking along Sg. Apong Road. She was wearing a pinafore, and heels!

Yes, I shat you not, HEELS!

She walked, most probably to her own background music (preferably some stupid techno mix), trips on something, and falls.

I drew it. On Paint. By myself. I am officially, awesome! I think the picture's clickable. Please do. It's hilarious. I think.